The Tellrhodes Blog

THE BLAME GAME Hello people, it's been an exciting and suspense filled week with all the football magic in the air and this small but mountanious court is not leaving any gist out of the box. So "I swear to talk am as e bi without any form of Brigi Brigi or any content of kulikuli, sugar or even sweet coconut". As e dey be so Kogite are relocating oh. Mr TumyTumy called me last week to say he had moved from kogi to Rivers State and when I asked why? See his reply  *_MR TUMYTUMY_*  Life as a Kogite has become so boring and decietful. Uncle BELLO is busy attending functions and traveling as if his grandfather has sent him to represent Tom Cruise in the new " MISSION IMPOSSIBLE prt 3". Within a space of one month governor Wike of Rivers State has commissioned 5 basic projects only in June oh and this projects cut across major sectors of the society, namely Transport, health, education, and housing. I can't doubt these​ things anymore because I can now ...

THE BLAME GAME PRESIDENCY VS LAWMAKERS & GODFATHERS Hello my people, it's been an exciting week with mind-blowing revelations  within our political scene, from the heads to the neck and definitely the body. I must say it's been really interesting with our wonderful president Buhari as he has not failed at all in his duty to make this our country a comfortably mysterious abode for us. Mysterious? Yes mysterious because just like the boko Haram the president has acquired skills on how to drop bombshells, and timely too. We never know what will explode the next second so we are adapting gratually to a ShocK filled life. Well that won't stop me from bringing you my mind on every matter, but before we continue, our oath of clear conscience. "I swear to talk am as e bi without any brigi brigi, kulikuli or even sugar, so help me God, Amiii. Aright back to the matter. First it started with Senator Dino Melaye (kogi west) who was said to have escaped arrest and then...

THE BLAME GAME MHIZ LYNA vs AUNTY CELIBATE It's been a really crazy weekend with all the vibes and gossips. It's no longer news that the new Vocab since last week is the word CELIBACY. The case before us today is huge but first our oath of clear conscience. "I swear to talk am as e bi without any content of Brigi Brigi or mixture of kulikuli and sugar, so help me Bros J".   Well it's definitely wrong to build your futuristic "Outlook" around any social figure at all. It's absurd knowing that a lot of us actually put so much trust and belief into different personalities we find on the screen. Aunty you're angry because you had so much faith in our "NUN Linda",  what is wrong is wrong and vise versa. CELIBATELY PREGNANT LINDA It was not until I met the man I was convinced was for me that I let go. I remained CELIBATE until I met the man I was ready to love and be with. So make we clap for you bah, Aunty. I have done no wro...

THE BLAME GAME Oya everybody jus dab for the l.G... HEYOOO friends it's been a really wonderful weekend with blessings on all side. Even the National Union of Nigerian witches had a feel of the gbedu. OATH OF CLEAR CONCEINCE I swear to talk am as e bi without any content of Brigi brigi or mixture of kulikuli and sugar, so help me God. It just hit me now that Nigeria may be putting witch hunted men at the helm of affairs. Oya let us reason together. POLICE I.G I write my speech myself and with great concentrations and linguistical purgation "Lol oga sir, go do magazine" I am so concious of every word and sentence, all carefully selected including "transmission". How can a fully grown man like the I.G blame witches for his inability to pronounce words correctly and with ease? Does a well educated man as he claims to be write a speech and forget the words? Why in God's name will the I.G blame the innocent witches who were actually on a strik...

THE BLAME GAME DOCTORS VS NO 1  Hello my people and una welcome oo, all the vital gist right here. "I swear to talk am as e be without any form of brigi brigi or any "collabo" for kulikuli and sugar so help me God" Well first he travels, now he's back. Nigerian Doctors what do you have to say oo? Oh I forgot you guys are on strike. DOCTORS We all have been working tirelessly to make sure that children don't die, mother's have safe delivery, keeping the country safe from outbreak even when we know that we are at risk. Yet that man sits up there and takes every available flight to some cozy hospital for treatment that we can offer if only he could listen and equip us for the task. We have the knowledge, skill and manpower, the only thing lacking is the machines and our pay. No man will put in his best diligently, get nothing in return and still continue to work in silence. Let's just say he's insensitive to the plight of his countrymen. ...

The Blame Game THE CHURCH AND I Hello friends, before I say my mind let's take our oath of clear conscience. "I do swear to talk it as e bi without any form of "BRIDGI BRIDGI", inserted sugar or even kulikuli. So help me God" Now, I just realized that everyone in my church has suddenly become an elder statesman with little or no effort. All the brothers are now "Papa" and the sisters are "Mama's",  then I am the child abi🤨. I'm not a saint but I also want to be respected and bowed to, I took a step of faith and quoted some scriptures at a fellowship meeting,  and Bam! I was there already. Now I am the B.S.S in their fellowship and I'm now addressed appropriately because I am not a "children" in the first place. So tell me is it my Fault? ME Why should I sit in a congregation, when I can have the first seat, on the first row, directly opposite the pastor, with well ironed long sleeve and a long dangli...