THE BLAME GAME: POLICE IG VS THE WITCHES

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THE BLAME GAME

Oya everybody jus dab for the l.G...
HEYOOO friends it's been a really wonderful weekend with blessings on all side. Even the National Union of Nigerian witches had a feel of the gbedu.

OATH OF CLEAR CONCEINCE
I swear to talk am as e bi without any content of Brigi brigi or mixture of kulikuli and sugar, so help me God.

It just hit me now that Nigeria may be putting witch hunted men at the helm of affairs. Oya let us reason together.

POLICE I.G
I write my speech myself and with great concentrations and linguistical purgation
"Lol oga sir, go do magazine"
I am so concious of every word and sentence, all carefully selected including "transmission".

How can a fully grown man like the I.G blame witches for his inability to pronounce words correctly and with ease?
Does a well educated man as he claims to be write a speech and forget the words?
Why in God's name will the I.G blame the innocent witches who were actually on a strike as at the time of the gathering. Don't ask me ?
Well small amebo Sha
The witches are angry at the government for letting the "herdsmen" ruin  thier career, infact the kills dropped drastically. As we all know they prefer to feed on their victims fresh😜. Thats by the way.

Well at least we now know why he just couldn't do his job effectively. The I.G was supposed to have bin able to tackle the killings around the country, specifically Benue killings but he triumphantly failed. A man with bad Grammer couldn't by anyway settle a dispute rather his diction only escalates minor issues.
    Mr I.G here at Blame Game we sincerely pray for you on our knkneesith candles in hand that fire come and burn all the wrong grammer in your mouth and saturate you inner concience to continue to help you get headaches as we as that the witches forgive you.
Amen.
So my people our case for the week is that of
       THE POLICE I.G
                 VS
        THE WITCHES
watch out for prt 2

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