THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS: HAMZ MUSINGS

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THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
Good day thought leaders, welcome on board to Hamz's Musings  once again. Today, let's talk about  THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.


Dear Young Man,
I hope you are feeling fantastic today.
Errm... Let us talk about that thing between your legs for a bit, shall we?

Please do you know Ron Jeremy? How about John Holmes? Ok, Chuck Negron? You don't know them? I guessed as much. I don't think they've had much positive impact on very many people's life. As a matter of fact, I think it is the opposite.
Ron Jeremy is quoted to have slept with over 4,000 females and served as judge for the reality TV Show, "Next American Porn Star". John Holmes, a prolific porn star and drug abuser, claimed to have slept with 14,000 females. He died of AIDS- of course after sharing it to others. Chuck Negron's number is so astronomical that his male organ, according to his autobiography, literally burst open from prolonged tumescence while having rigorous sex.
You see these three men? When a roll call, of people who have moved this world forward and created lasting positive changes is made, whether on a large scale or within their circle, you aren't likely to see their names.
When it seems that your life mission is all about introducing female folk to your penis and sharing your male seed liberally, everywhere you go [like MTN] and you think that makes you a man, I should tell you something.
You see that thing between your legs? My dog has it. Goats have it too.
Having a penis doesn't make you a man. It makes you male. And not even every time. Ask Caitlyn Jenner.
Mr Man, rather than expending your whole life looking for the next woman to "conquer", you might want to consider conquering real issues. Like your fears. Your perceived limitations. And your insatiable libido.
As Plato says, "The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful."
Yours in Value..
HAMZ.


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